I don't believe in political correctness like most people, I must tell the truth even if it hurts, I won't hide the truth at the expense of your feelings, this isn't hard to say for I have no feelings. Well looking back at this "Trailer" I said in another forum that Trailers are supposed to captivate a designated audience and lure them into watching their work for a certain price. Well this is youtube and the only people that really get paid are those who are the Partners and gets paid to those who have an abundant amount of subscribers. Well I don't know much about youtube's evil ways because they are most certainly douche bags when it comes to copy write infringement, but I don't see what type of audience you're trying to captivate, there's not a lot of skaters in the film business. I mean honestly, there's only been 3 skateboard titles in the last 23 years and none of them were good. ANYWAYS~ the first ten seconds of the "Trailer" (quoted on purpose to emphasize that I believe it is merely a 37 second clip of dung) was probably the worst 10 seconds I've ever lived in my life, or at least I kept a count of. That's obviously a boy with a wig rolling up to the camera in a high pitched "FRED" voice saying "We're the girl riders we ride skateboards." Okay well "We're the girl riders" just sounds like a sexual innuendo wrongly placed, I'm wondering... is that the funny part? Well I'm glad you pointed out that you ride skateboards and not other girls, that would have been a show to avoid. Or the fact that one of the characters is a cross-dresser. It says in the description "The Skater Girls is a comedy show that is supposed to be funny." Well aren't most comedies supposed to be funny? Thank you for informing us master of the obvious. Okay so what if its obvious that your skater girl is a boy, I still think you should have called it "Skater Cross-dressers"
And why is it called "Skater Girls" in the first place? The only girl thats in it is just walking. Makes me wonder if you're stalking some random girl or got your sister to walk across your backyard in a desperate attempt to put a girl in the trailer to prove the title of your name. And also in the first 10 seconds (s)he says "We" I only see one person onscreen what do you expect us to think? That the girl who walks across the screen is a skater? Or you want us to believe that his imaginary friend is next to him. Whichever one it is I don't buy it. Think about trailers you've seen about television shows if you want to make a trailer for a youtube show. Show a little bit why on earth you're making a show in the first place. What's the plot? Is it exactly like the trailer? A bunch of shots of a cross-dressed doing an ollie or a non-impressive street trick that anyone can do with practice of a few days? If a comedy show is coming out then you want to throw in a joke to make it funny and let the audience say to themselves "Ha ha ha, that was funny, I want to see more of this skateboard comedy. It is funny or something." If all the jokes are the 10 seconds don't start filling the internet with this stuff; its already suffering from the home movies of 4th graders. And do something about the music. That's almost as earbleeding as the cross-dresser's voice.
I can say one thing though, I'm glad you color corrected it and hid your retard baby like I do with all of my films. Okay okay I admit! It was an amateur who did the film but damn it was terrible!
Watch Skater Girls here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQM2JZPScE
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